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03/12/2012 16:05
If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, you`ll be a man my son
- Rudyard Kipling, If (1910)
30/11/2012 06:21
Keep leech jism out of our wombs.
28/11/2012 13:33
`Knock knock!`
`Who`s there?`
`God.`
`God who?`
- `Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.` (Matt: 7.7)
28/11/2012 13:03
`Knock knock!`
`Who`s there?`
`Is Amanda in?`
`Is Amanda in who?`
`Is Amanda in orange?`
`Orange who?`
`Orange marriage`
25/11/2012 03:53
Scene off at the airport.
Sawn off at the towers.
Take off followed by touch down. Didn`t get the one point.
Shotgun marriage. These Eve`s didn`t want it.
Saddam`s Apple.
22/11/2012 04:14
Chuffy`s no flake.
No, he`s melted.
19/11/2012 14:28
Daddy and the dead. Amen
19/11/2012 07:53
Lady Ga Garlic
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with Chewed-ass, Chewed--ass.
Chewed-ass! Chewed-ass! Chewed-ass! Chewed-a-a-a!
Chewed-ass! Chewed-a-a-a! Chewed-ass! Ga-ga lick!
When he comes tummy, I am bready.
I wash his teeth with my chair if he bleeds.
Forgive him when his...
19/11/2012 07:44
Snow wider
19/11/2012 06:42
Heard Yer Video Cassette
D'yer lurk ass set with your coat so gay?
D'yer lurk as Set at the break o' day?
D'yer lurk Asset when she's far, far a-way?
With their hounds and horns in the morning? - Duke Of `Larn`